With all that I think I was able to come up with the recipe for the perfect clambake.
First rent Elvis' movie clambake-it's kind of horribly cheesy which is great, but watch out, you'll get the song stuck in your head forever, just click on the link below to check it out:
Then invite over some awesome people, here are just a few of mine for example:here. And tweaked it a little. You want to leave out the seaweed since you don't end up eating it, but don't that's what adds the flavor!